Or maybe there is no launch at all, and in reality the European first is that it'll have Bonnie Tyler playing in the drop tunnel!
Surely she'd be playing in the turnaround (bright eyes)?
Seriously though, this is the most secret Secret Weapon to date.
Previously, we've either been given the secret early on (Air), or the enthusiasts have had a good idea anyway.
But this time, all we've seen is a wooden rollercoaster plan with shallow drops and banked curves.
There must be something more, hence the SW tag...