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Re: Funny Things You've Overheard at Parks

Sun Dec 13, 2015 7:40 pm

That great glass elevator is pretty dangerous!
 
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Sun Jan 03, 2016 7:15 pm

Maybe they died of clinical obesity from all of the chocolate?
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Sun Jan 03, 2016 7:51 pm

Possible they died from boredom too...
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Sun Jan 03, 2016 9:40 pm

Not on park but this is hilarious. I hope she doesn't think a ride will actually go into Space..

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Mon Jan 04, 2016 2:05 pm

Andy Mc wrote:
Not on park but this is hilarious. I hope she doesn't think a ride will actually go into Space..

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If this tweet is about the teaser add that was released a couple of days ago this is hilarious! :lol
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Sat Jan 09, 2016 6:01 pm

All the ones of people "dying" on rides, people falling out oblivion etc etc


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Thu Jan 14, 2016 3:27 pm

Was queuing for colossus at TP:

little kid 1: is this ride worth the wait (wait was only 10 minutes)
little kid 2: yeah trust this looks pretty sick, it goes loop de loop 20 times in a row.

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Fri Jan 15, 2016 11:44 pm

Until they say "Noooo, nooo, no"
 
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Fri Mar 04, 2016 9:37 pm

In Rita's queue: "did you know that Rita goes 100mph in 0.25 seconds?"

I face palmed so hard
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Fri Mar 04, 2016 9:42 pm

Rita's queue- "u no this is the fastest coaster in the world, my dad built it"

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Fri Mar 04, 2016 9:43 pm

Oblivion queue: "I can't believe this does a loop underground"
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Fri Mar 04, 2016 11:07 pm

Last week, "the Pepsi max is a wooden coaster, it's rattly and unsafe so they painted it and added more track."
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Fri Mar 11, 2016 1:24 pm

Last weekend at AT Waterpark, in the master blaster queue (about a 45 min wait) "you know I queued 4 hours for this when this opened" Me - "Oh, dear" #-o
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Mon Mar 21, 2016 8:43 am

Emporium wrote:
Last weekend at AT Waterpark, in the master blaster queue (about a 45 min wait) "you know I queued 4 hours for this when this opened" Me - "Oh, dear" #-o


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Wed Mar 30, 2016 6:40 pm

Stealth on preview weekend
"How fasts this one"
"Yeah it's the one that goes 100mph in like 10 seconds init"

I don't even know how to respond to this.
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Thu Mar 31, 2016 9:38 pm

-me and my mum walking up to Ninferno-

My mum: Let's go on the nemesis
Me: #-o [-X :roll:
 
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Thu Mar 31, 2016 9:43 pm

Hearing old people talking about their youth like, "Last time I came here Black Hole was where Thunder Looper is now."

Then you just want to spin round and tell them that what they just said made zero sense.
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Thu Mar 31, 2016 10:06 pm

*points at Nemesis Inferno*
"Thats Saw"
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Re: Funny Things You've Overheard at Parks

Thu Mar 31, 2016 10:44 pm

Morgan wrote:
*points at Nemesis Inferno*
"Thats Saw"


I witnessed something like that at Towers today,

Points at The Smiler;
"So that's Oblivion."

To be fair though, they're right next to eachother actually so easy mistake to make :lol
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Re: Funny Things You've Overheard at Parks

Tue Apr 05, 2016 7:04 pm

This isn't as funny as some of the stuff I've found on here in the past, but it sure did make me face-palm (then laugh!)
At Thorpe Park, my friend and I queued two hours for Colossus (After she told me that she loves coasters with a lot of inversions)
Then said (Right as we sat down) "Can we get off now? I don't like roller coasters that go upside down!" :lol ](*,)
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