I'll be the first to give a review here, then.

A-hem!

This was the only ride at AT that made me physically sick. It was painful and unfortuneately placed next to McDonalds. Therefore, it was the best and most memorable ride in Ug-Land!
I'll miss you, Boneshaker!

I thought this was a real good ride and it is a shame its gone. I would have prefered it if it stayed in x-sector in submissions place as it is better. Great ride not too intense but still enjoyable..... good fun but sadly missed

RIP Energizer
I remember this being one of my first proper rides in Alton Towers as its opening coincided with my first visit there, give or take a year. Possibly the greatest non track based rides the park has ever seen - it even rivals Nemesis on thrills and submission was the worst excuse of a replacement i have ever seen