UK theme parks from another point of view!

 
SpinballEdders

Most stupid concept you've heard for a ride

Tue Dec 20, 2011 12:47 pm

Have you ever been talking to an Idiot a friend of yours about Alton Towers (or any other theme park) and say then they something like "there should be a ride with a 100 loop de loops with a 5000FT drop and should be called MW3: the ride" don't you just wanna punch them in the face? what similar interesting concepts have you heard for a ride that should be built at a Theme park?

EDIT: if anyone from the TTF team sees this move it to Ma's please thank you :D
Last edited by SpinballEdders on Tue Dec 20, 2011 10:37 pm, edited 1 time in total.
 
DiogoJ42

Re: Most stupid concept you've heard for a ride

Tue Dec 20, 2011 1:05 pm

Just look through the future topics on this very forum to see some of the most retarded ride ideas ever.
 
Marie
TT Member
TT Member
Posts: 35
Joined: October 2011
Location: Durham, North East

Re: Most stupid concept you've heard for a ride

Tue Dec 20, 2011 8:52 pm

Possibly that SW7 is going to be a wooden coaster........
It's not a purse, it's a satchel! Indiana Jones has one.
 
Blaze

Re: Most stupid concept you've heard for a ride

Tue Dec 20, 2011 8:56 pm

The oft-repeated stand-up floorless idea.

It doesn't need an explanation.
 
gazag

Re: Most stupid concept you've heard for a ride

Tue Dec 20, 2011 8:58 pm

a racing car in the thunderock rally in prehistoric times
 
User avatar
Blizzard
TT Member
TT Member
Posts: 501
Joined: February 2011
Location: Storybook land!

Re: Most stupid concept you've heard for a ride

Tue Dec 20, 2011 8:58 pm

Oblivion with loop the loops & helixes underground anyone?
Image

Credit To SIMR for the signature & Avatar.
 
User avatar
Nemmychick
TT Member
TT Member
Posts: 83
Joined: October 2011
Location: Wished I lived in Alton, but I live on the border of Wales

Re: Most stupid concept you've heard for a ride

Tue Dec 20, 2011 9:00 pm

I know right?
I was on to my friend about how unhealthily obssessed I am with AT and I go, ''so whats your favourite one?'' and she goes ''well, I like havent like been yet, but like wouldnt it be mint if like there was like this rollie coaster that had like a thing that like made you go on your front right, then you like go on your back yeah like wouldnt that be mint.'' and I said ''That one's already there. It's called Air.'' and she goes ''nooooo but you have like no strappy thing (she ment a harness), duuh! pfft, stupid.'' douche.
I live, breath and sleep Alton Towers.

I also produce the funniest ORP's in the planet!

Wuv yoooooooo <3
 
User avatar
Don't_Look_Down
TT Member
TT Member
Posts: 1337
Joined: May 2010
Location: Stuck at the top of Apocalypse

Re: Most stupid concept you've heard for a ride

Tue Dec 20, 2011 9:29 pm

An Intamin rocket coaster with a tall top hat.


Yeah right!
Image
Oblivion beckons in T-minus five minutes, be prepared for embarkation!

Eat, sleep, Apocalypse!
 
.Will

Re: Most stupid concept you've heard for a ride

Tue Dec 20, 2011 10:02 pm

DiogoJ42 wrote:
Just look through the future topics on this very forum to see some of the most retarded ride ideas ever.


This! Well said Diogo.
 
Blaze

Re: Most stupid concept you've heard for a ride

Tue Dec 20, 2011 10:09 pm

"Get this right, it's a roller coaster, where you are held in across your hip, and the lift hill, and you'll love this, the lift hill, is a loop!"
 
SpinballEdders

Re: Most stupid concept you've heard for a ride

Tue Dec 20, 2011 10:22 pm

i figured this topic would be taking the piss out of real rides  :D  :lol:
 
Poison Tom 96

Re: Most stupid concept you've heard for a ride

Wed Dec 21, 2011 1:03 am

Inverted Stand-up wooden Rollercoaster what is launched at 400mph and has a lift hill 300000000ft high and 56 loops and 23 corkscrews and you are strapped in a crucified position by your ankles ,neck and wrists
 
 
.Will

Re: Most stupid concept you've heard for a ride

Wed Dec 21, 2011 1:40 am

Anyone remember the idea to build single rider queues from the park entrance to all the rides.

Ah I chuckled heartily  that day.
 
User avatar
BigAl
TT Member
TT Member
Posts: 2265
Joined: June 2010
Location: South East Cheshire
Contact:

Re: Most stupid concept you've heard for a ride

Wed Dec 21, 2011 8:09 am

People seem to keep talking about a wooden roller coaster at Alton Towers. Damn, don't they know how dangerous they are? Fools! :|
 
User avatar
Boz
TT Member
TT Member
Posts: 0
Joined: February 2014
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire

Re: Most stupid concept you've heard for a ride

Wed Dec 21, 2011 9:45 am

I quote a friend during a conversation about the swarm construction

"they should build a one with a jump where it comes of the track"

a genuine suggestion, to which I genuinely slapped him round the face  8)
 
User avatar
The Psychoaster
TT Member
TT Member
Posts: 209
Joined: October 2011
Location: Manchester

Re: Most stupid concept you've heard for a ride

Thu Dec 22, 2011 1:47 am

Not really a ride concept, but the thought of taking a tired, second-hand standard model coaster from one of the worst parks in the country, moving and repainting it and then somehow having it called "the best rollercoaster operating in the UK" is hilarious.

Hope that never happens here  :oops:
 
User avatar
jackgcse
TT Member
TT Member
Posts: 331
Joined: October 2011
Location: Silverstone

Re: Most stupid concept you've heard for a ride

Thu Dec 22, 2011 12:08 pm

'They should close Stealth at Thorpe Park and make it taller'...Yeah nice one, Yeah I am sure they will do that!
Last edited by jackgcse on Thu Dec 22, 2011 12:16 pm, edited 1 time in total.
 
Islander
TT Member
TT Member
Posts: 2339
Joined: March 2009
Location: Space Station Mir
Contact:

Most stupid concept you've heard for a ride

Thu Dec 22, 2011 12:35 pm

The Flying Kinkonator. 'Nuff said.
 
DDF14
TT Member
TT Member
Posts: 240
Joined: October 2009
Location: The Darkside of the Moon, Hampshire
Contact:

Re: Most stupid concept you've heard for a ride

Thu Dec 22, 2011 1:39 pm

Suprised no one has mentioned "THE PRANK" - "APRIL FOOLS" underwater coaster...
With live sharks in the lake !!!!  :twisted:

See archive topic for details..
Image

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Justin and 85 guests