if Merlin are going to be unexpected that means that the chance of a woodie coming to Thorpe is massive, because everyone knows that Merlin aren't big fans of wooden coasters and adding one would be unexpected to anyone who knows anything about Merlin!
If they did add a woodie it would show that all the things they have said about getting a woodie is a lie to try and hide what they are going to do, and we will have wooden crazed Merlin adding woodies to the parks until they all have them because they secretly know that the public like them!
CONSPIRACY INCREASES!111!!!!11!!!! NICK VARNEY - ILLUMINATI!!!111!!!!!111!! (no, I am not being serious
sorry if it seems like spam, I just think it's a funny thought