Just got back from a short trip to Weston-Super-Mud and was quite excited about going to Brean Leisure Park (www.brean.com
I left the trip till the last day, and I think the word DUMP sums it up in one, not to mention the scummy pregnant chavs and jobless scrots milling around.
Now I know its not a theme park, and its basically a semi-permanent travelling fair, but I did feel rather unsafe on certain rides (I am normally ok on the fair, the travelling rides don't bother me)
The looping coaster, sounded like it was about to fall to pieces.
The dodgems go about 2 miles per hour if that.
The log flume, even though I thought it was ok , the wife thought it was unstable, May have been I didn't notice.
The only good thing I managed to see there was the Miami ride (X Factory) with the added water jets and the familiar "DONT LOOK DOWN" Jingle
Apart from that, I was disgusted by the place, I have already mentioned the people, and the place was dirty and full of tramps.
Word of advice, don't Bother unless your desperate!!!!!