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Re: Funny Things You've Overheard at Parks

Fri Jun 08, 2012 3:05 pm

Is it me or is there a pattern forming as to the type of people that are making these comments?? lol :roll:
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Re: Funny Things You've Overheard at Parks

Fri Jun 08, 2012 11:04 pm

Hey stop playing with them flaps.
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Fri Jun 15, 2012 9:20 am

Some person said 'ahh I love that Sub-zero ride' ..Lol :)
 
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Fri Jun 15, 2012 10:09 am

In the queue line for Tomb Blaster last week:

"Arrrrrrrrrgh....*thud*"
 
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Fri Jun 15, 2012 10:22 am

Tom G wrote:
In the queue line for Tomb Blaster last week:

"Arrrrrrrrrgh....*thud*"


Never too soon? :L

When queuing for the monorail back to the car parks the other day...
Group of 5 stereotypical 'chav-like' guests...
Chav 1 - "Like mate, if us lot had to pay full price to get in it would be nearly 'undred quid!"
Chav 2 - "How much is full price?"
Chav 1 - "bout £40"

Good Maths! :D
 
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Fri Jun 15, 2012 11:02 am

Tom G wrote:
In the queue line for Tomb Blaster last week:

"Arrrrrrrrrgh....*thud*"

:P that's gotta be the funniest thing I've ever seen you post, i actually lol'd  :lol:
 
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Fri Jun 15, 2012 1:39 pm

Boz wrote:
Tom G wrote:
In the queue line for Tomb Blaster last week:

"Arrrrrrrrrgh....*thud*"

:P that's gotta be the funniest thing I've ever seen you post, i actually lol'd  :lol:


Thanks, I'm not exaggerating when I say I have deliberated for days over whether to post it or not, fearing a hate mob attack :lol: - but at the end of the day humour is humour and it shouldn't be limited, regardless of how controversial.
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Fri Jun 15, 2012 8:05 pm

In the queue for Thirteen last week: "It's not a new ride, they've just painted the Corkscrew black"  :lol:
...he was in for a surprise!
 
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Fri Jun 15, 2012 8:12 pm

A girl walked into the entrance of Duel yesterday with her partner... a few seconds later walked straight back out saying...

'I really really cannot do this'

:lol:
 
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Fri Jun 15, 2012 8:57 pm

My all time favourite was when queuing for Nemesis. On the bit of the queue just before entering the station with the full view of the Vertical Loop.

"Does this go upside down?"

Classic guest comment really.
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Fri Jun 15, 2012 10:46 pm

I always aim to make as many ridiculous, loud-enough-to-be-heard-by-others comments when in queues. I cannot think of any specific examples.
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Fri Jun 15, 2012 10:51 pm

"I'm far too fat, old and broke for this."
 
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Sat Jun 16, 2012 11:25 pm

'The blood in the waterfalls is the blood from people who died on Nemesis'

LOL!
 
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Sun Jun 17, 2012 11:07 am

iriderides101 wrote:
'The blood in the waterfalls is the blood from people who died on Nemesis'

LOL!


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Sun Jun 17, 2012 3:08 pm

I read someone asked some one else at Thorpe Park if Colossus went upside down. No. not at all
 
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Sun Jun 17, 2012 6:56 pm

Queueing for The Big Dipper at Blackpool

Mum: What's that ride? (pointing at Infusion)
Me: Oh that's just infusion.
Mum: Oh so it's like Nemesis at Alton Towers right? It looks even higher and better to me!
Me: *Facepalm*
 
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Sat Jul 21, 2012 2:39 pm

While in the queue for Rita on Tuesday two 'nerdy type' boys where stood behind me discussing the ride and one was saying how it went 126mph and it's faster than Stealth. They also said it was strange that Stealth was slower since it opened later than Rita.

They don't have to get faster as time progresses and faster does not necessarily mean better!!! Also, where did they get 126mph from!?!
 
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Sat Jul 21, 2012 3:28 pm

The best I heard was ... Nemesis is the best ride in the world ... Fools it's jubilee hands down
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Mon Jul 23, 2012 10:30 pm

Going to Alton Towers tomorrow(my 4th time) hope to bring back some funny things that i'v heard people say.
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Tue Jul 24, 2012 4:09 pm

The best one yet hands down!!! (in my book)

About 3 weeks ago me and my g-f went A.T.

(to put this in context me and my g-f are incontinant so we have to wear)

anyways we were walking past story book land and this young girl spotted that we were wearing turn'd to her mother and i quote said. *Why do i have to potty train when they don't*

I and her haven't lafed so hard in our lives.

Well the mother just turned bright red :oops: looked down at her child took her by the hand and walked off 

i don't know what she said to the girl but i think she will never forget that day

I Know for a fact we won't  :D
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