henry.buxton.44 wrote:in oblivion queue once a late teen girl: "im so scared, its like 100 foot drop, im surprised people actually go on this ride often!" stupid
lewis97 wrote:Queuing in The Smiler's SRQ, I overheard a girl telling her mum that it was laughing gas coming out of The Giggler. I was quite surprised at how convinced the young girl was, that it was actually laughing gas!
Chrazycat wrote:Some kid was doing a tour of all the rides once. We were in the RITA queue and there was this kid behind us with a group of people and he was saying "Now this is RITA. Its name is Alton Towers Intamin Rocket abbreviated backwards." He must have only been about 12, but he got all of his facts spot on... I felt a bit jealous actually...
razgriz33 wrote:Inspired by this thread and my recent weekend trip to AT.
What are the funniest things you've heard from ride staff, announcements etc.
Mini mine train announcer:
"Hold you hands up in the air as the lap restraints are coming down and will be checked. If you feel silly holding your arms up in the air then why are you riding a roller coaster made for 5 year olds?"
"Hold on to all loose items such as hats, glasses, phones, children and dignity"
"Thanks for riding, the original queen of speed"
in 6 celsious, damp weather, 11am
"How many? Sorry about your wait"
danny.g97 wrote:Just got back from my trip to towers and it was hilarious!
Our whole train were waiting in the station on th13teen going choo choo like runaway. The ride operator then went over the tanoy 'there will be no choo chooing on this ride!'
As we returned we done it again and he went 'right all of you get off! I warned you!' In an angry voice, was really funny