"Daddy, how did it do that? It defied physics!"
Going through the waterfall on Zufari:
Girl: "Like oh my god mum. We're gonna get soaked!"
Mum: "I know, brace yourself. It'll be a drencher."
*leave the cave*
Girl: "Oh, I forgot we had a roof."
In the queue for Rameses Revenge at Chessington:
PERSON A: This place is rubbish, we should go to Thorpe Park next time.
Whenever people say something along those lines. I will go to rather extreme lengths to prove them wrong. My personal favourite argument it to tell these people that they don't deserve Chessington. It's too good for them!