Me: "I'm going to Alton Towers this weekend/soon"
Non-enthusiast: "Wait, are you going on that ride that crashed?"
Me: "Yes, I plan to go on The Smiler subject to reasonable queues."
This is then followed by an anti-Smiler comment. Here are some of the best I've had:Oh no you don't want to do that, believe me.
Are you sure?
But didn't that ride kill a train of people?
Well, it was nice knowing you anyway.
But you might die!
Your legs belong to The Smiler.
You deserve to lose a leg if you go on that after what happened.
Burniel | Great at theme park knowledge, not so great at designing signatures.