I cannot choose, but whilst I do have a soft spot for most of the following rides - I would like to see them removed/relocated on the park:
The truth is, Drayton Manor are now beating Alton Towers in the "kiddie coaster" stakes - with Troublesome Trucks. And as I have said before, there are a number of good coaster manufacturers, including Vekoma, Gerstlauer and Mack that can construct modern-day equivalents of Beastie. Look up the likes (on RCDB) of Troublesome Trucks at Drayton Manor, Pegasus at Europa-Park or even something as old as the Rhino at West Midlands Safari Park! All have better layouts and designs than Beastie. Beastie is past its best and is so old fashioned now that it has no place in the modern Alton Towers.
I am a fan of these kinds of rides, when they're working properly. And sadly, since 2006, this ride just hasn't been allowed to due to it's proximity to Rita. If it can't be moved elsewhere on the park, then I would be keen to scrap it entirely as it's a shadow of its former self and really is very dull now.
It's simply past its best now. It fails to leave two thirds of the guests that ride it with anything more than dissapointment. The truth is, it was never that good a layout - not compared with Schwarzkopf's etc. in the 1980's. It is very ill-themed, doesn't offer much in the way of thrill (aside from the reasonable drop/corkscrews) and is the odd one out in terms of major rollercoasters at Alton Towers.
Can this not either be moved or replaced with a modern-day Intamin swinging ship? It seems to break down often now, failing to stop for example - and when it does work it is so tame and dull! It's taking up a valuable trench, which could be used for a modern flat ride.
It looks like something out of a cheap funfair. It may offer amusement to the kids, but a portable ride like this doesn't exactly set pulses racing in a visitor attraction of the calibre of Alton Towers.