Stiff neck says no!!
So how does corkie feel with the wonderful new padded restraints - is it now possible to ride without fear of spinal injuries?
Lmfao, never again.
So, I arrived at Uttoxeter at 9:50 to wait for my lift (which I eventually sorted, Ade, you twirp). The three mouseketeers (Ade B, Ade C and Lil'Lewis) whisked me off to McDonalds where I sat and talked to Lewis and discovered he's a hell of a lot nicer than his dad, Ade C!
Arrived just after half ten where the 'cru' :lol: stood chattering on Towers Street:
Kaycee, Craig, Ade B, Ade C, Lewis, Ben, Me, Locker, SlickMick, 'nurdette', Stoky, Vic and David.
We got bored of waiting for Sammie and Ant (cos we ent bovvered innit) so decided a trip to Whizzball was in order. In true Alton style, it died as we arrived with cars stuck on brakes all over the shop. Had a few repeats on here when it finally got working before heading up to Hex with the now arrived scousers.
<Ride assistant to Ade>"Sir, can you please put away your phone?"
<Me to Ade>"Hahahaha, you got TOLD!"
Walked up to the Factory Du Chocolate to check on progress, but everything was covered in sheets to 'protect the painting' and keep out us nosey gits :P.
Hopped over to Corkie shortly afterwards where *dun dun duuunnnnnnnnn* it was dead. Managed to bag some chunky chips whilst in the vicinity, have a big natter with Ade, play mummy to Lewis on practically all accounts and ride le Ug-Swinger. Also had a nice jokey chat with the Corkie host where I got into how she needed a blanket to warm her up, as you feel the cold with old age etc. . . The conversation quickly turned (in true Sarah style) to swingers and Saga holidays! Had a torturous ride on the old gal and vowed never again, though I always say that!
Then came the momentous time to meet Matt/towersart
who is T3H S3X1!1!1!. . . or something. . . Had a really good chat with him after finally emerging from the ladies where Kaycee and Sammie had touched up (ooeerr!!) their make-up.
Walked back over to Whizzer where everyone attempted to get me to dance to Hung Up, but I was simply too busy talking to my friend on the telemaphone about her date for tonight :P. Things get blurry here, but I do remember chasing Stoky endlessly to try and get hold of his teddy bear
*Pulls really sad, innocent face* pwease Way. . . I onwy wanna hold the widdle fing :(.
Muahaha I have it now! Well actually, my dog does. . Pictures to follow :P.
The rest of the day was a blur of hysterical laughter, playing Lewis' mum, repeat rides, manager spotting and picture taking. Watched the Ice show thing and JESUS. If there was a visible rope to string that plot together I would have lost it! Quite where UV light-up fish fit in with Díck Wittington I have no idea!
Had two rides on Nut du Squirrel with Lewis where I told him I'd smack his backside if he was naughty, to which he replied "Well I'll smack your arse!" How bloody rude!
Headed over to Splash where me and Ant shared a delicious
ham and pineapple pizza from the restaurant, washed down with an Archers and lemonade *licks lips*.
With regards to me dribbling in the above picture. . . Craig did say I looked like something out of a porn video when I managed to spill that drink all over me lmfao ;). At least I didn't throw it all over the floor, though! Hahahahaha, gutted for Kaycee!
Was so great to see so many of you again, I had such a great time today! I didn't stop laughing the whole way through, and when I did, you all seemed to notice!
"Sazzly why are you quiet?"
"Uhh. . . I'm reading the paper?" :lol:
Really ace day :).
[Don't ask me for a ride count, I don't give a crap to be honest! Had such a fun day I could have done nothing and enjoyed it]