In addition to what Kaycee said, which are my pet hates, I get sooooooooo fustrated by people who come off escalators andstop dead! They just dont care at all that people are moving behind them too, and perhaps though should move for fear of 20 odd people colliding with them. I dont care if you have to put your gloves on before you get outside, Doris, I dont want to stumble off the end!
That is true, although it's worse when you're in ASDA, for example, going down the travelator with a congregation of the aforementioned biddies not moving right at the bottom. You're approaching them with your trolley locked into place, there's nothing you can do (lest you barge into them, but then you risk the call from the National Accident Helpline about Ethel Harrington's 3rd hip replacement) except move as far forward and hope that someone E-Stops the damn thing before there's a pile up of equally stupid shoppers behind you ramming their trolleys into your behind.
Oh, and people that hang around trying to skank reductions. I call them vultures, cunts, or alternatively, Last-Minute-Martins.
Also, a bit of a random one, but whenever you're in a queue which seems to take forever (checking in to fly seems to be a prime example of this), with each individual person taking an age to do their business, and then you get to the counter and it's all over in a matter of seconds. Like really, what is
the fuss, people? It's even more frustrating if there's then no queue behind you when you're finished.
And people who stand gormlessly in the road then give you some kind of glare when you approach them in your vehicle. Less of that please, I didn't run you over, although if I were to, you would lose.
And before anyone says it, I also hate people who try to limit my hating. :D
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