I can't take credit for the 'genius' use of 'paint' here (credit to Jo), but this has been on my desktop since last summer. I think I'm represented by the guy splashing out of the slide
And check out the cow themed monorail train?!? Owww yeah.
And before you pick fault, Cariba Creek IS totally right next to Oblivion in real life, and all the ground around alton towers IS blatantly a weird kind of skin colour - it's a pretty accurate reconstruction of the resort I'd say. Virtual Towers eat your heart out