The best subway that I found was:
'Foot long, Italian BMT on Italian herbs and cheese bread, cheese & toasted, lettuce, cucumber, peppers, onions, olives, and... SALSA'
so far no other subway combination has quite matched the sheer godliness of the <above stated sandwich>
"The Marmalisation Process has been scientifically designed to ensure a sense of euphoria and satisfaction should be had by all... There are no, known, Long Term side effects to the Marmalisation process, however short term side effects may include: dizziness, vomiting, loss of balance, loss of limb control, feinting, wild hallucinations but most importantly Smiles!"